Jarred's thoughts on mom.....

1. What is something mom always says to you?
~No

2. What makes mom happy?

~Obedience

3. What makes mom sad?

~Disobedience

4. How does your mom make you laugh?

~By being funny, duh~

5. What was your mom like as a child?

~annoying probably

6. How old is your mom?

~28, but she will tell you she's 29 (Jarred swears I am still 28!)

7. How tall is your mom?

~5 inches or 5 feet?

8. What is her favorite thing to do?

~Cook

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?

~Invite friends over (that's right... party!! lol)

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?

~Being rich..... or being obedient to God and making Him happy

11. What is your mom really good at?

~Math, Biology, Pre-Calc, my school work, and being a mom

12. What is your mom not very good at?

~Letting me have what I want

13. What does your mom do for her job?

~help customers out and say "thank you for calling financial aid, how may I help you?"

14. What is your mom's favorite food?

~ice cream, cake, and vegetables. (Wow, he sure knows what I like!)

15. What makes you proud of your mom?

~when she lets me have what I want (gotta love the honesty!)

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?

~Batgirl (go figure!)

17. What do you and your mom do together?

~go on dates (he said I wasn't allowed to list that one!) play games!

18. How are you and your mom the same?

~We are both humans with brains, we are not naked, and we have books. (I don't even know how to respond to that!)

19. How are you and your mom different?

~She is annoying, I am not. She gets pimples.

20. How do you know your mom loves you?

~Because she corrects me (Can you tell that he has had the "I only do this because I love you" lecture a few times, lol) and she gives me lovins.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?

~the mall

22: What would your mom be if she wasn't a mom?
~A widow and lonely.


You gotta love kids. They say the funniest things.

P.S. How do you use the strike through feature on here?